Monday, December 21, 2009

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned


Is this you on a daily bases? Do you load your gun before you lock the door on your way out of the house every morning? I know what you're thinking..."Above all else guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life". I get it. But recently I'm coming to the realization that I anticipate a man failing me before we've even sat down for coffee. I'm not exaggerating. Right about the time, in the conversation, when a man starts asking me why I'm single, as mean's to set himself up for a compliment, I check out--"Single?!?! I'm single because men like you founder when it comes to flatteries!" Come on single ladies, you know it's true! We've all thought to ourselves, "It's protection. If I have low expectations I can't be disappointed". O, my scorned ones. If you never have expectations you will never be satisfied because whether or not you admit to having standards, EVERY woman does- hence why we are scorned over disappointed love. Anyway, I like to think am the sweetest, kindest, most funny, affectionate and loving person I know, but when it comes to men I am down right spiteful. I don't mean to be either. It just seems that every time I open my mouth, more loathsome feelings splatter all over the current "Mr. Right" and I scare him away before I can tell him "I love dogs too"- which subtextually means "I'm soft and cuddly". And I hate it. I want to be funny, ironic, affectionate and sweet. Lately, though, I am like a piece of gum that loses it's flavor 30 secs after the first chew. So how do I change this? I suppose I am waiting for some hero to change my mind. To be my "match" and not be thrown down by my unpleasantries. THAT'S NOT REALITY. Reality is that if I don't change I will never find my Hero. Besides, I want my Soulmate to protect me from the world, not have to protect himself from me. Since when is that a part of the game? The heart is such a funny thing- it always seem to hurt what it wants the most. At least in my case. No MORE! I can do this! I can. I can be the vulnerable, sweet girl who is every man's island. I just don't want to fall another moment for breakable hearts..... but I can't jump without believing he's out there--the one who won't break mine. Whoever you are...

2 comments:

  1. The reality is: When you least expect it, true love finds you, you don't find it....

    HE who finds a wife, finds what is good.

    You are pretty much off the hook! Remember, what men find most attractive is a woman who knows who she is, and knows what she wants!

    LOVE YOU!

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  2. (fyi I found this blog via Facebook. We are Facebook friends.)

    I have to deal with the same issue (of being single) myself.
    Enjoy your time of singleness.
    Like the above person said, it happens in God's time.

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